A man died today and went to heaven. As he stood by the Pearly Gates he was greeted by St. Peter, behind whom was a wall where hung a vast array of clocks.
The man asked "What are all those clocks for?"
"Oh those are the Lie clocks, everytime someone on earth lies, their clock moves forward a tick", said St. Peter.
"Whose clock is that?"
"Oh that's Mother Theresa's. As you can see the hands have never moved, since she has never told a lie."
"Amazing! Whose clock is that?" the man asks on seeing a clock advanced by two ticks.
"That's Abraham Lincoln's, as you can see, he lied twice in his life."
"Where's Trump's clock?"
"His is in Jesus's office, he's using it as a ceiling fan."
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