Difference between a vicar & a women taking a bath:-
One has hope in the soul,
The other has soap in the hole.
Difference between a goldfish & a mountain goat
One mucks about in fountains
The other ***** about in mountains.
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Re: difference
The difference between a magician's wand and a policeman's truncheon?
One is for cunning stunts................
One is for cunning stunts................
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There is actually a successful equestrian Team Chase team called the Cunning Stunts.
When they are riding the course, the commentators deserve danger money.
When they are riding the course, the commentators deserve danger money.
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stewamax wrote:There is actually a successful equestrian Team Chase team called the Cunning Stunts.
When they are riding the course, the commentators deserve danger money.
And also the name of a Caravan album:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunning_S ... avan_album)
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It reminds me of the letter, the sort that Bob Newhart would never read out:
From Radio 4
Dear Sir,
Thank you for your letter and enclosed photo of your wife. While we cannot comment about her weight, we would like to correct a possible misapprehension on your part regarding the name of the new phone-in show.
It is actually 'Fact Hunt'.
Yours...etc
Steve
From Radio 4
Dear Sir,
Thank you for your letter and enclosed photo of your wife. While we cannot comment about her weight, we would like to correct a possible misapprehension on your part regarding the name of the new phone-in show.
It is actually 'Fact Hunt'.
Yours...etc
Steve
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