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Postby biffinsbridge » July 30th, 2020, 7:04 pm

Difference between a vicar & a women taking a bath:-
One has hope in the soul,
The other has soap in the hole.
Difference between a goldfish & a mountain goat
One mucks about in fountains
The other ***** about in mountains.
Stay safe Dickie

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Postby Sutch » July 31st, 2020, 11:37 am

The difference between a magician's wand and a policeman's truncheon?

One is for cunning stunts................

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Postby stewamax » July 31st, 2020, 1:05 pm

There is actually a successful equestrian Team Chase team called the Cunning Stunts.
When they are riding the course, the commentators deserve danger money.

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Postby ReformedCharacter » July 31st, 2020, 2:18 pm

stewamax wrote:There is actually a successful equestrian Team Chase team called the Cunning Stunts.
When they are riding the course, the commentators deserve danger money.

And also the name of a Caravan album:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunning_S ... avan_album)

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Postby stevensfo » July 31st, 2020, 4:36 pm

It reminds me of the letter, the sort that Bob Newhart would never read out:

From Radio 4

Dear Sir,
Thank you for your letter and enclosed photo of your wife. While we cannot comment about her weight, we would like to correct a possible misapprehension on your part regarding the name of the new phone-in show.

It is actually 'Fact Hunt'.

Yours...etc



Steve


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