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difference
Posted: July 30th, 2020, 7:04 pm
by biffinsbridge
Difference between a vicar & a women taking a bath:-
One has hope in the soul,
The other has soap in the hole.
Difference between a goldfish & a mountain goat
One mucks about in fountains
The other ***** about in mountains.
Stay safe Dickie
Re: difference
Posted: July 31st, 2020, 11:37 am
by Sutch
The difference between a magician's wand and a policeman's truncheon?
One is for cunning stunts................
Re: difference
Posted: July 31st, 2020, 1:05 pm
by stewamax
There is actually a successful equestrian Team Chase team called the Cunning Stunts.
When they are riding the course, the commentators deserve danger money.
Re: difference
Posted: July 31st, 2020, 2:18 pm
by ReformedCharacter
stewamax wrote:There is actually a successful equestrian Team Chase team called the Cunning Stunts.
When they are riding the course, the commentators deserve danger money.
And also the name of a Caravan album:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunning_S ... avan_album)
RC
Re: difference
Posted: July 31st, 2020, 4:36 pm
by stevensfo
It reminds me of the letter, the sort that Bob Newhart would never read out:
From Radio 4
Dear Sir,
Thank you for your letter and enclosed photo of your wife. While we cannot comment about her weight, we would like to correct a possible misapprehension on your part regarding the name of the new phone-in show.
It is actually 'Fact Hunt'.
Yours...etc
Steve