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Postby laladonny » September 12th, 2020, 12:59 am

I've got enough money saved for the rest of my life...unless I want to buy something.

Time is Nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't go wrong at once.

The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once.

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