Fair is fair

[laladonny]

Haircuts, for example. Why should I, a gentleman of limited curls, pay the same as an Elvis Presley look-alike? I have whined about this to my barber for years. He usually works about three minutes on my hair, and most of that is time he spends making jokes about the shine getting into his eyes. Barbers should charge by the hair.

People who talk at the movies should pay more than people who keep quiet. A talker requires more space since no one wants to sit near him. And people who get those enormous vats of popcorn should buy a ticket for the vat.

Very tall people should pay more for seats at plays. You can't see over them. Or let us very short people in for half price, unless our heads are reflecting light from the stage. And I think that comedians would be happy to charge less for big laughers and more for the kind of people who never break a smile."

[GrahamPlatt]

Wrong board.

[Itsallaguess]

I agree. Fair is fair.

Perhaps people could charge for their time that's taken up by reading this stuff...

Itsallaguess

[Bminusrob]

My barber told me that the haircut costs less because of my lack of hair, but he has to charge a search fee.

[brightncheerful]

Be thankful.

You know what they say.

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

[StepOne]

Very tall people should pay more for seats at plays. You can't see over them."

Airlines already charge more for extra legroom. Logically short people should therefore pay more.