Donate to Remove ads

Got a credit card? use our Credit Card & Finance Calculators

Thanks to eyeball08,Wondergirly,bofh,johnstevens77,Bhoddhisatva, for Donating to support the site

Politics

Laughter is the best medicine, find and post jokes. nothing too saucy please, Dad jokes, Current news jokes..
Forum rules
Material posted here that is disparaging towards any group on the basis of race, faith, nationality, gender, disability or sexual orientation will be deleted and any poster of such material risks suspension.
sg31
Lemon Quarter
Posts: 1543
Joined: November 4th, 2016, 11:35 am
Has thanked: 925 times
Been thanked: 708 times

Politics

#339993

Postby sg31 » September 13th, 2020, 10:29 am

This was posted on an American board I frequent. It's not a joke but it made me smile....

The vaccine should be tested on politicians first. If they survive, the vaccine is safe. If they don't, then the country is safe.

UncleEbenezer
The full Lemon
Posts: 10781
Joined: November 4th, 2016, 8:17 pm
Has thanked: 1469 times
Been thanked: 2991 times

Re: Politics

#340019

Postby UncleEbenezer » September 13th, 2020, 12:19 pm

sg31 wrote:This was posted on an American board I frequent. It's not a joke but it made me smile....

The vaccine should be tested on politicians first. If they survive, the vaccine is safe. If they don't, then the country is safe.

They've done that for years. It's what makes it inevitable that politicians are unhinged - even those who start out with good intentions.

mike
Lemon Slice
Posts: 710
Joined: November 19th, 2016, 1:35 pm
Has thanked: 42 times
Been thanked: 431 times

Re: Politics

#340500

Postby mike » September 15th, 2020, 7:54 pm

That reminds me of

Every mushroom is edible. Sometimes only once.

UncleEbenezer
The full Lemon
Posts: 10781
Joined: November 4th, 2016, 8:17 pm
Has thanked: 1469 times
Been thanked: 2991 times

Re: Politics

#340502

Postby UncleEbenezer » September 15th, 2020, 8:14 pm

mike wrote:That reminds me of

Every mushroom is edible. Sometimes only once.


Talking of mushrooms, it must be time to go cook a mushroom or two. I shall only eat any of them once. Ditto the other ingredients that share a frying pan with them. Damn, what was that story about courgettes again?

UncleEbenezer
The full Lemon
Posts: 10781
Joined: November 4th, 2016, 8:17 pm
Has thanked: 1469 times
Been thanked: 2991 times

Re: Politics

#340524

Postby UncleEbenezer » September 15th, 2020, 11:37 pm

UncleEbenezer wrote:
mike wrote:That reminds me of

Every mushroom is edible. Sometimes only once.


Talking of mushrooms, it must be time to go cook a mushroom or two. I shall only eat any of them once. Ditto the other ingredients that share a frying pan with them. Damn, what was that story about courgettes again?


Just to report back. I was only able to eat the mushrooms in my meal once each.


Return to “Laughing Lemons”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 16 guests