Mary had....

[stevensfo]

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
And now it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread


Mary had a leather skirt
With slits right up the sides
And everywhere that Mary went
The boys could see her thighs

She also had another skirt
With a slit right up the front

But she never wore that one!


Steve

[UncleEbenezer]

A rich girl rides a limousine, a poor girl rides a truck.
The only time that Mary rides is when she has a lamb sandwich.

[brightncheerful]

Mary had a little lamb
She ate it with mint sauce.

[vrdiver]

Mary had a little lamb
Some potatoes and some greens
When Mary realised what she'd ate
She made some horrid scenes.

Mary had a little lamb
Some potatoes and mint sauce.
What Mary didn't know
Was she was the next course!

[Rover110]

Mary Had a little lamb
A lobster and some prunes
A slice of cake, a piece of pie
And then some macaroons.
It made the naughty waiters grin
To see her order so
And when they carried Mary out
Her face was white as snow.

How and Why Bumper Wonder Book Circa 1976. (Quite why I remember it after all these years, I'm not sure)
- Rover

[stevensfo]

Mary Had a little lamb
A lobster and some prunes
A slice of cake, a piece of pie
And then some macaroons.
It made the naughty waiters grin
To see her order so
And when they carried Mary out
Her face was white as snow.

How and Why Bumper Wonder Book Circa 1976. (Quite why I remember it after all these years, I'm not sure)
- Rover

Funny or naughty rhymes are often hard to forget. I still remember one from the Goodies book c.1975:

There's a girl in 3C
With a wart on her knee
And a pimple upon her behind.
I gave her 5p and she showed it to me
Don't you think that was awfully kind?
PS Wonder what she'd do for a quid?

From the sound of it, it must have been Bill Oddie's?

Steve

[BikeMad]

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
But I've never seen her b...

[biffinsbridge]

Mary had a little lamb
she also had a little dog
full of fun & frolics
tried to jump a 5 bar gate
and landed on his 'head'


Stay safe Dickie

[AndyPandy]

Mary had a little lamb
the Doctor was surprised
But when McDonald had a farm
she couldn't believe her eyes.

[Itsallaguess]

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts shot up its ass
And turned its wool to nylon

[redsturgeon]

Mary had a little lamb...





The midwife is being treated for shock.

[UncleEbenezer]

Mary had a little lamb...





The midwife is being treated for shock.

That's the Lamb of Cod. That taketh away the Sin of the World.

[NeilW]

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece all white and wispy
Then it caught foot and mouth disease
And now it’s black and crispy

[servodude]

Mary had a little pig
she couldn't stop it gruntin'
she lead it up the garden path
and kicked its little behind

[richfool]

There was another one I vaguely remember from my childhood, but I can't remember how it ended.

It started:

Mary had a little lamb,
she kept in a bucket
every time it tried to xxxxxxx (can't remember)
(can't remember), (can't remember...) ket

I can only guess that it ended in her exclaiming something that rhymed with bucket.

[Watis]

Does no-one remember this version?

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck
She put them on the mantelpiece
To see if they would fall off

Watis

[kiloran]

Mary had a little lamb
Cummings was its name
And since a deal could not be done
He left to duck the blame

--kiloran

[stevensfo]

Mary had a little lamb
For 'Taking back control'
The lamb ran off to Offshore banks
And left us on the dole

The Rich Elite said "That's okay'
No matter how he behaves.
We've thrown away the old EU,
But gained sixty million slaves.


Steve

[TUK020]

Carrie had a little lamb
who was always grunting
she organised a Downing street coup
and kicked the little ......

[jfgw]

Carrie had a little lamb
who was always grunting

Eh?

Is this lamb pink, fat and with a tiny twisted tail?


Julian F. G. W.