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The miracle

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The miracle

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Postby laladonny » November 18th, 2020, 12:58 am

Paddy from Ireland accidentally dropped his toast on the floor. It landed butter side up. "Jaysus, t'is a miracle." He called his wife. She made the sign of the cross and ran off to fetch the priest. "T'is a miracle" He said. They all went off to see the Monsignor, then the bishop, cardinal and archbishop. Eventually, they ended up in St Peter's in Rome for an audience with the Pope. The Papal secretary said: "There's a group of people who claim to have witnessed a miracle. They dropped a piece of toast and it fell butter side up." The Pope replied "Tell them they buttered the wrong side."

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