Caution - the TYPE C-Nile email virus

[mannannan]

*Virus Symptoms*

Causes you to send the same e-mail twice
Causes you to send a blank e-mail
Causes you to send an e-mail to the wrong person
Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you
Causes you to forget to attach the attachment
Causes you to hit SEND before you've finished
Causes you to hit DELETE instead of SEND
Causes you to hit SEND when you should DELETE

This virus is otherwise known as the ** C-NILE ** virus

Many of us have already been inflicted with this disease and unfortunately as we age it gets worse.
And if you can't admit to doing any of the above, you've obviously caught the TRUMP version which is the D-NILE virus.

[UncleEbenezer]

Heard a feminist t'other day, going on at length about the P-NILE virus. She had caught it through an old floppy.

I'm afraid I switched off.

[stewamax]

... and rear-view mirror can help forestall the more serious A_NILE virus