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laladonny
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Floors

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Postby laladonny » January 14th, 2021, 12:53 am

A guy moves in with a woman. He messes up her place and pisses her off for six months.
She walks around going, "How can one person leave every pair of dirty underwear all over the floor?"
Women don't know what the floor is for. They think a floor is a way to get from this room to that room. Men realize a floor is actually a low, flat shelf.

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Re: Floors

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Postby Thruppennybit » January 16th, 2021, 12:06 pm

It's called a floordrobe

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Re: Floors

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Postby stewamax » January 16th, 2021, 1:28 pm

Nope. There can't be much wrong with any man who has more than one set of underwear (any skid-marks are the decoration du jour)


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