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Don't drink and drive

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Don't drink and drive

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Postby laladonny » January 12th, 2021, 1:00 am

I took my uncle to his first Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, but we ended up at an AAA meeting by mistake. The thing is, we didn't know it. Everybody's sitting there filling out forms and reading maps.

We're looking at it going, "How is this going to help?"

But my uncle's a trooper. He stood up and said, "My name is Frank and I'm an alcoholic."

They all looked and said, "Well, you shouldn't be driving."

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Re: Don't drink and drive

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Postby csearle » January 12th, 2021, 8:02 pm

The whole potential cultural misunderstanding here can be circumvented by Brits deleting an "A" and laughing politely. ;)

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Re: Don't drink and drive

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Postby Mike4 » January 13th, 2021, 12:17 am

I agree. Don't drink and drive, you might spill some.

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Re: Don't drink and drive

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Postby stevensfo » January 13th, 2021, 10:55 am

Mike4 wrote:I agree. Don't drink and drive, you might spill some.



Here in Italy, Alcoholics Anonymous is brilliant.

You can drink as much as you want, but you don't give your name.


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