Groans R Us

[laladonny]

A young cook decided that the French would enjoy feasting on rabbits. So he decided to raise them and sell them to the finer restaurants in Paris. He searched all over the city seeking a suitable place to raise them but none could be found. Finally, an old priest at the cathedral said he could have a small area behind the rectory for the rabbits.

The cook successfully raised a number of them, and when he went about Paris selling them, one of the restaurant owners asked him where he got such fresh rabbits. The young man replied, "I raise them myself, near the cathedral. In fact,
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I have a hutch back of Notre Dame."

[Mike4]

"Groans R Us"

Ok, you've asked for it with both barrels:


Q. Why did the baker's hands smell terrible?
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A. Because he needed a poo.



There. Serves ya right, lol!