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Universal laws

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Universal laws

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Postby laladonny » March 3rd, 2021, 12:59 am

"The Law of Avoiding Oversell"
When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.

"The Law of Reality"
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

"The Law of Self Sacrifice"
When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

"Weiler's Law"
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

"Law of Volunteer Labor"
People are always available for work in the past tense.

"Law of Cybernetic Entomology"
There is always one more bug.

"Law of Drunkeness"
You can't fall off the floor.

"Heller's Law"
The first myth of management is that it exists.

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