Jewish joke

[laladonny]

I was at a party this weekend and a jokester, stifling a laugh said, "Listen to this: One day, Moskowitz and Finkelstein were going to-"
At this, my Jewish friend, Al Cohen said, "Moskowitz and Finkelstein; Moskowitz and Finkelstein; always two Jews. Why do they have to be Jewish? Can't you tell the joke with other nationalities involved? Why don't you make them Chinese for a change?"
The jokester, sobered and embarrassed, said, "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend. Here's the joke:
One day, Hong-lee Yang and Mao-chen Foo were going to the synagogue to attend the bar mitzvah of Hong-lee Yang's nephew..."

[Mike4]

Reminds me of the old joke about 1 in 3 people in the world now being Chinese. This means either I or one of my two brothers must be Chinese!

I don't think it's me or my younger brother, Hong-lee Yang, I think it's probably my older brother Colin.

[stevensfo]

Reminds me of the old joke about 1 in 3 people in the world now being Chinese. This means either I or one of my two brothers must be Chinese!

I don't think it's me or my younger brother, Hong-lee Yang, I think it's probably my older brother Colin.

It reminds me of my childhood when I was being teased at school. They kept running round me shouting me shouting "You're adopted! You're adopted!"
I knew it wasn't true and finally plucked up the courage to tell my dad.
He hugged me and shook his head.
"You no be a lisnin to dem boys. Dey is velly, velly silly boys! Now den go be helpin mama wit de flied lice dats cookin!"

Steve