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Ancestor DNA

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Postby brightncheerful » March 31st, 2021, 5:51 pm

Don't bother with those Ancestry DNA kits. just announce that you've won the lottery, you'll soon find out who you're related to.

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Re: Ancestor DNA

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Postby UncleEbenezer » March 31st, 2021, 8:45 pm

brightncheerful wrote:Don't bother with those Ancestry DNA kits. just announce that you've won the lottery, you'll soon find out who you're related to.

Pfft. I've never announced any such thing, but I get lots and lots of emails from relatives. And indeed their executors.

I'd never have thought my family had so many millions. Let alone the number of nobility from places like the Middle East and Africa, where I wasn't aware of any connection!

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Re: Ancestor DNA

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Postby GoSeigen » April 1st, 2021, 7:48 am

UncleEbenezer wrote:
brightncheerful wrote:Don't bother with those Ancestry DNA kits. just announce that you've won the lottery, you'll soon find out who you're related to.

Pfft. I've never announced any such thing, but I get lots and lots of emails from relatives. And indeed their executors.

I'd never have thought my family had so many millions. [...]


What's your address again Uncle?

;-)

GS

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Re: Ancestor DNA

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Postby UncleEbenezer » April 1st, 2021, 9:30 am

GoSeigen wrote:
UncleEbenezer wrote:
brightncheerful wrote:Don't bother with those Ancestry DNA kits. just announce that you've won the lottery, you'll soon find out who you're related to.

Pfft. I've never announced any such thing, but I get lots and lots of emails from relatives. And indeed their executors.

I'd never have thought my family had so many millions. [...]


What's your address again Uncle?

;-)

GS

4, The Slurry Pit,
Holeinthe Road,
Not Riding,
Yorkshire.

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Re: Ancestor DNA

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Postby Mike4 » April 1st, 2021, 9:35 am

This all reminds me of the Nigerian Prince who left his untold wealth to the local cats home when he died.

Commendably he tried to give away all his wealth to humans before passing away, but no-one would answer his emails.


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