Signs you have a drinking problem

[laladonny]

The whole bar says "Hi" when you come in.
You fall off the floor.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
You can focus better with one eye closed.
You don't recognize your wife unless seen through bottom of glass.
At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is...uh..."
Two hands and just one mouth...now THAT'S a drinking problem!
Roseanne Barr looks good.

[brightncheerful]

Do you drink much?

Nah, i spill most of it.