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Oh, you Brits

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Oh, you Brits

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Postby laladonny » April 13th, 2021, 1:04 am

When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?"
"Why, it's bean soup," she replied.
"I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it now?"

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Re: Oh, you Brits

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Postby bungeejumper » April 13th, 2021, 9:16 am

Ah yes, my father's favourite joke. What's the difference between a boiled egg and pea green soup? Answer, of course: anyone can boil an egg.

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Re: Oh, you Brits

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Postby servodude » April 14th, 2021, 2:58 am

bungeejumper wrote:Ah yes, my father's favourite joke. What's the difference between a boiled egg and pea green soup? Answer, of course: anyone can boil an egg.

BJ


It was "dry washing and pea soup" from my dad

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