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Postby laladonny » April 19th, 2021, 12:01 am

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.

I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.

I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one -- it wasn't doing what I was doing.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

I bought some powdered water but I don't know what to add.

If you melt dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?

If you didn't know me, would you think I was a stranger?

Hermits have no peer pressure.

People can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of the population know that.

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