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Another classic

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Postby eepee » April 20th, 2021, 1:55 pm

Funny how things get recalled. I was explaining some electronics to a young person when out of the blue, for no reaon, I remembered yet another classic - probably from the early sixties!

An Indian chief had the choice of the squaws.

He slept with one on a sheepskin rug and this resulted in one child.

He slept with another on a buffalo skin which again resulted in a child.

Lastly, he slept with another squaw on a hippopotamus rug who gave him two heirs.

Which only goes to prove that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the other two hides.

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ep

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Re: Another classic

#405856

Postby malkymoo » April 21st, 2021, 3:22 pm

Oh dear, don't you know the s-word is considered offensive these days. The term cis-gendered Native American woman might have been more appropriate. Does rather mess up the punchline though.

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Re: Another classic

#405918

Postby eepee » April 21st, 2021, 7:23 pm

I am so sorry -I'll try harder...........

Which only goes to prove that the cis-gendered Native American woman on the ungate sub-Saharan African animal skin is equal to the summation of the cis-gendered Native American women on the other two, now banned, real animal skins.

I think it also works rather well, don't you?

Though at my age, life in general is often incomprehensible.

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ep

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Re: Another classic

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Postby Mike4 » April 21st, 2021, 9:36 pm

eepee wrote:Funny how things get recalled. I was explaining some electronics to a young person when out of the blue, for no reaon, I remembered yet another classic - probably from the early sixties!

An Indian chief had the choice of the squaws.

He slept with one on a sheepskin rug and this resulted in one child.

He slept with another on a buffalo skin which again resulted in a child.

Lastly, he slept with another squaw on a hippopotamus rug who gave him two heirs.

Which only goes to prove that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the other two hides.

Regards,
ep


Very amusing but I'm not sure what this has to do with electronics!

I'd draw the "Wot, no electrons?" diagram if I could... but I can't : )

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Re: Another classic

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Postby servodude » April 21st, 2021, 11:53 pm

Mike4 wrote:
eepee wrote:Funny how things get recalled. I was explaining some electronics to a young person when out of the blue, for no reaon, I remembered yet another classic - probably from the early sixties!

An Indian chief had the choice of the squaws.

He slept with one on a sheepskin rug and this resulted in one child.

He slept with another on a buffalo skin which again resulted in a child.

Lastly, he slept with another squaw on a hippopotamus rug who gave him two heirs.

Which only goes to prove that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the other two hides.

Regards,
ep


Very amusing but I'm not sure what this has to do with electronics!

I'd draw the "Wot, no electrons?" diagram if I could... but I can't : )



I'm not entirely sure but... with that number of hides they could have pitched their camp way up north on a polar plot so with the frequency of his input it might just be a phase he's going through?
In other words it's complex

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