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Bible story

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Postby brightncheerful » April 28th, 2021, 9:32 am

Technically, Moses was the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.
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Postby Sutch » April 28th, 2021, 10:34 am

and the first motorcyclist, because the roar of his Triumph was heard throughout Israel.
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Postby bungeejumper » April 28th, 2021, 11:40 am

Ah yes, Moses. He comes down from the mountain and summons his followers.

"My people," he says, "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, I got him down to ten. The bad news is, adultery's still in there."

BJ
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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » April 28th, 2021, 11:40 am

Sutch wrote:and the first motorcyclist, because the roar of his Triumph was heard throughout Israel.

Shoots self :lol:

Brilliant

AiY
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Postby scrumpyjack » April 28th, 2021, 12:21 pm

bungeejumper wrote:Ah yes, Moses. He comes down from the mountain and summons his followers.

"My people," he says, "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, I got him down to ten. The bad news is, adultery's still in there."

BJ


and it was St Augustine who said 'Oh Lord, give me chastity, but not yet'
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