- Thee shall never eat lettuce, cabbage or spinach
- Thine will never go home sober
- Thar twilt never look at next doors washing line
- Thy shall love thy neighbour's wife
- Thee twilt only be sick frum wuk after a lock in
- Thee shall worship no false breweries
- Shun luv and gather stuff
- Keep thee mouth shut
- Make sure thee has a warm water proof shed
- Never come home late if the lights are on
- Leave a weeks supply of beer in the shed
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Re: Yorkshire Nationalist Party
I'm surprised none of this involves steam engines, or them wonderful early 20th Century vintage diesels...
(Edit to add a bit.)
(Edit to add a bit.)
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Re: Yorkshire Nationalist Party
Mike4 wrote:I'm surprised none of this involves steam engines or wonderful vintage diesels.
I can add the schedules if you want
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Re: Yorkshire Nationalist Party
Narthen, lad, ah think tha’s got thi cases (as them Romans would’ve said) a bit mixed up here.
“Thou” (or probably “tha” as we might say in God’s Own County) is properly ‘t nominative form (second person singular pronoun…)
Thee (or probably “thi” as we might say) is t’accusative/dative
Thy (or probably “tha” is t’possessive).
So,like, “Ah’l punch thi on tha nose if tha goes on sayin it that way”
Onny a bitta fun, this, no offence taken, or, I hope, given.
Keep up the good work, sitthee.
“Thou” (or probably “tha” as we might say in God’s Own County) is properly ‘t nominative form (second person singular pronoun…)
Thee (or probably “thi” as we might say) is t’accusative/dative
Thy (or probably “tha” is t’possessive).
So,like, “Ah’l punch thi on tha nose if tha goes on sayin it that way”
Onny a bitta fun, this, no offence taken, or, I hope, given.
Keep up the good work, sitthee.
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Re: Yorkshire Nationalist Party
monabri wrote:Surely?
"Keep yer hand on yer wallet"
What's a wallet?
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Re: Yorkshire Nationalist Party
AsleepInYorkshire wrote:monabri wrote:Surely?
"Keep yer hand on yer wallet"
What's a wallet?
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ok, hands in pocket...following the directive of Little Ern!
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Re: Yorkshire Nationalist Party
monabri wrote:AsleepInYorkshire wrote:monabri wrote:Surely?
"Keep yer hand on yer wallet"
What's a wallet?
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ok, hands in pocket...following the directive of Little Ern!
What's a pocket?
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Re: Yorkshire Nationalist Party
AsleepInYorkshire wrote:What's a pocket?
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A receptacle for snooker balls
--kiloran
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Re: Yorkshire Nationalist Party
Yorkshire pockets - designed to be at least 10% longer than the maximum reach of the owner
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kiloran wrote:AsleepInYorkshire wrote:What's a pocket?
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A receptacle for snooker balls
--kiloran
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AleisterCrowley wrote:Yorkshire pockets - designed to be at least 10% longer than the maximum reach of the owner
The only reason I buy jeans with pockets is to use them to mend the holes in the knees.
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Re: Yorkshire Nationalist Party
AsleepInYorkshire wrote:monabri wrote:Surely?
"Keep yer hand on yer wallet"
What's a wallet?
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It's a very small habitat for micro-wildlife. Best left well alone.
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Re: Yorkshire Nationalist Party
Ear all, see all, say nowt;
Eyt all, sup all, pay nowt;
And if ivver tha does owt fer nowt -
Allus do it fer thissen
Oh, and the Yorkshire Party is quite real, and has actually won elections - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yorkshire_Party
Eyt all, sup all, pay nowt;
And if ivver tha does owt fer nowt -
Allus do it fer thissen
Oh, and the Yorkshire Party is quite real, and has actually won elections - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yorkshire_Party
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Ear all, see all, say nowt;
They claim that saying in the Potteries as well
https://daveboulton.bandcamp.com/track/hear-all-see-all
They claim that saying in the Potteries as well
https://daveboulton.bandcamp.com/track/hear-all-see-all
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