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My last girlfriend said I was unnecessarily mysterious.

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My last girlfriend said I was unnecessarily mysterious.

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Postby Itsallaguess » May 15th, 2021, 10:07 am

Or did she?

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Re: My last girlfriend said I was unnecessarily mysterious.

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Postby Mike4 » May 15th, 2021, 10:31 am

My doctor told me I was paranoid.

Well ok he didn't actually say as much, but I could see it's what he was thinking...

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Re: My last girlfriend said I was unnecessarily mysterious.

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Postby Itsallaguess » May 15th, 2021, 12:25 pm

My girlfriend says we should split up because I keep pretending I'm a detective..

I said good idea, we can cover more ground that way...


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