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Great Expectations

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Great Expectations

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Postby Sutch » May 15th, 2021, 5:03 pm

If WWII happened today...

Can I have more clarity on the “Your country needs you” slogan, it’s too ambiguous
Why aren’t you doing enough to prevent these air raids?
Does the siren apply to everyone?
There are only male and female toilets in the air raid shelter and I don’t identify as either.
This respirator haversack has a leather strap and I’m a vegan.
Why cant I have almond milk on my ration card
I find the term “black out” offensive.
I find the lack of colour options within military uniforms oppressive.
Why didn’t we have stock piles of spitfires at the start of this conflict?

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Re: Great Expectations

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Postby csearle » May 15th, 2021, 8:50 pm

I refuse to wear this gas mask.

It's D-Day today, why aren't we starting an enquiry now about the government's management of the war?

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Re: Great Expectations

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Postby ReformedCharacter » May 15th, 2021, 9:03 pm

csearle wrote:I refuse to wear this gas mask.

It's D-Day today, why aren't we starting an enquiry now about the government's management of the war?

Well, I hear that Bomber Harris has been getting some stick recently.

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