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Plastic Draculas...

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Plastic Draculas...

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Postby Itsallaguess » May 24th, 2021, 8:31 pm

I just got a job in a factory making plastic Draculas

The problem is, there's only two of us on the whole production line, so I have to make every second count...

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Re: Plastic Draculas...

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Postby stewamax » May 25th, 2021, 10:17 pm

A job you can really get your teeth into

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Re: Plastic Draculas...

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » May 25th, 2021, 10:40 pm

stewamax wrote:A job you can really get your teeth into

What a bloody job

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Re: Plastic Draculas...

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Postby servodude » May 26th, 2021, 12:10 am

Reminds me of the problem at the "Tickle Me Elmo" factory
There was a lass who was taking a lot longer than her co-workers on the production line as she'd misunderstood the instruction to give each of the Elmos a couple of test tickles

- sd

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Re: Plastic Draculas...

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » May 26th, 2021, 5:50 pm

Itsallaguess wrote:I just got a job in a factory making plastic Draculas

The problem is, there's only two of us on the whole production line, so I have to make every second count...

A lot at stake

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Re: Plastic Draculas...

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Postby brightncheerful » May 27th, 2021, 9:50 am

Duriig the day the work is tolerable but the night shift is something else


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