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I met my girlfriend whilst she was working at the zoo.

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I met my girlfriend whilst she was working at the zoo.

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Postby Itsallaguess » June 2nd, 2021, 7:16 pm

There she was, stood in her uniform..

Straight away I knew she was a keeper...

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Re: I met my girlfriend whilst she was working at the zoo.

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » June 2nd, 2021, 7:22 pm

Itsallaguess wrote:There she was, stood in her uniform..

Straight away I knew she was a keeper...

Was she a gull keeper?

AiY

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Re: I met my girlfriend whilst she was working at the zoo.

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » June 2nd, 2021, 7:33 pm

Snorvey wrote:
AsleepInYorkshire wrote:
Itsallaguess wrote:There she was, stood in her uniform..

Straight away I knew she was a keeper...

Was she a gull keeper?

AiY


No, she was a cougar.

A wild thought

AiY

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Re: I met my girlfriend whilst she was working at the zoo.

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Postby Mike4 » June 2nd, 2021, 8:03 pm

So you decided to keep 'er ??

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Re: I met my girlfriend whilst she was working at the zoo.

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Postby csearle » June 2nd, 2021, 8:35 pm

Mike4 wrote:So you decided to keep 'er ??
You got it. ;) C.x

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Re: I met my girlfriend whilst she was working at the zoo.

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Postby Itsallaguess » June 2nd, 2021, 9:02 pm

It didn't work out in the end.

It's fair to say that she was a bit cagey about the whole thing....

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Re: I met my girlfriend whilst she was working at the zoo.

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Postby Mike4 » June 2nd, 2021, 9:25 pm

Itsallaguess wrote:It didn't work out in the end.

It's fair to say that she was a bit cagey about the whole thing....


With a pun like that, you're BARRED from this thread!

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Re: I met my girlfriend whilst she was working at the zoo.

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Postby laladonny » June 3rd, 2021, 11:28 pm

Better barred from the thread than from the site like me.'
lld

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Re: I met my girlfriend whilst she was working at the zoo.

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Postby servodude » June 4th, 2021, 12:27 am

Mike4 wrote:
Itsallaguess wrote:It didn't work out in the end.

It's fair to say that she was a bit cagey about the whole thing....


With a pun like that, you're BARRED from this thread!


I trust she wasn't the only dog there?


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