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Geek test #3
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Geek test #3
An American tourist in Italy is constipated for a week, but when he arrives in Florence, the water is better and his condition goes away. "With Firenze like this," he said, "who needs enemas?"
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Re: Geek test #3
laladonny wrote:Firenze is the Italian word for Florence.
Florence is the English word for Firenze.
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Foreign language-based puns like this can be difficult to make work, as the joke above illustrates!
Here's a simpler one:
I met a depressed Scandinavian the other day. He wished he'd never been Björn.
Here's a simpler one:
I met a depressed Scandinavian the other day. He wished he'd never been Björn.
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I still remember the 'English lessons for Swedes' sketch from Not the Nine o'clock news, many years ago.
Should be spoken with a strong Scandinavian accent:
Lesson 10. In the pharmacy
-Allo, I would like to buy a deodorant please.
"Certainly sir. Ball or aerosol?"
-Neither. It's for my armpits.
Steve
Should be spoken with a strong Scandinavian accent:
Lesson 10. In the pharmacy
-Allo, I would like to buy a deodorant please.
"Certainly sir. Ball or aerosol?"
-Neither. It's for my armpits.
Steve
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stevensfo wrote:I still remember the 'English lessons for Swedes' sketch from Not the Nine o'clock news, many years ago.
Should be spoken with a strong Scandinavian accent:
Lesson 10. In the pharmacy
-Allo, I would like to buy a deodorant please.
"Certainly sir. Ball or aerosol?"
-Neither. It's for my armpits.
Steve
I hunted without success for a video of that when discussing the dangers of aerosols around Covid (and how those aerosols don't wear masks when they should)
There are a lot of really good NTNON videos about on the web and I think they've aged really well
- but can't find that one
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I Googled Not the Nine o'clock News Swedish chemists shop,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6IBiR9m3vY
https://www.google.com/search?q=not+the ... e&ie=UTF-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6IBiR9m3vY
https://www.google.com/search?q=not+the ... e&ie=UTF-8
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kempiejon wrote:I Googled Not the Nine o'clock News Swedish chemists shop,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6IBiR9m3vY
https://www.google.com/search?q=not+the ... e&ie=UTF-8
Ha! I think I thought they were French not Swedish!
Thanks muchly
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pje16 wrote:easy on google
not the 9 o'clock news ball or aerosol
Indeed I see that.
Must have been my typing or condition at the time
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servodude wrote:
Ha! I think I thought they were French not Swedish!
Thanks muchly
French, that would lead to the confusion
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Re: Geek test #3
One of my all time favourites of those two is from their 'Alas Smith and Jones'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuOZ7K0pZlI
Sketch start at 5:00
It must have taken a lot of work. Quite incredible how they get get the mannerisms of toddlers so amazingly right!
Steve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuOZ7K0pZlI
Sketch start at 5:00
It must have taken a lot of work. Quite incredible how they get get the mannerisms of toddlers so amazingly right!
Steve
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