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Geek test #5

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Geek test #5

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Postby laladonny » July 16th, 2021, 12:00 am

Physicist 1: What's new?
Physicist 2: E/h

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Re: Geek test #5

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Postby XFool » July 16th, 2021, 4:43 pm

What happened to Geek tests #1 and 2. Or does asking that disqualify you as a geek?

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Re: Geek test #5

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Postby Mike4 » July 16th, 2021, 5:12 pm

laladonny wrote:Physicist 1: What's new?
Physicist 2: E/h


Ok I'll ask, hopefully on behalf of others too!

Can someone explain this joke please? Is it something to do with natural logarithms perhaps? I've thought about it for a while and can't see what is funny about it!

Much obliged....

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Re: Geek test #5

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Postby XFool » July 16th, 2021, 5:16 pm

...Nor me!

I thought it might be something to do with Energy and Planck's constant, but that's about as far as I got. :(

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Re: Geek test #5

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Postby PhaseThree » July 16th, 2021, 5:25 pm


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Re: Geek test #5

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Postby scrumpyjack » July 16th, 2021, 5:29 pm

Physicist 3, on a train from London to Oxford, asks the conductor 'What time does Oxford arrive at this train?"

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Re: Geek test #5

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Postby PhaseThree » July 16th, 2021, 5:38 pm

Physicist 4: I'd love to discuss what happened before The Big Bang but we don't have time.

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Re: Geek test #5

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Postby BobbyD » July 16th, 2021, 11:53 pm

PhaseThree wrote:Physicist 4: I'd love to discuss what happened before The Big Bang but we don't have time.


...but there isn't time?

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Re: Geek test #5

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Postby laladonny » July 17th, 2021, 12:09 am

xfool: Numbers one and two listed as Get it?

In physics, photon energy (E) divided by Planck's constant (h), is the frequency, expressed as the Greek letter nu.


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