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DrFfybes
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Software issues

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Postby DrFfybes » July 18th, 2021, 1:03 pm

Why can't computer programmers tell the difference between Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25
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Re: Software issues

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Postby Mike4 » July 18th, 2021, 1:58 pm

DrFfybes wrote:Why can't computer programmers tell the difference between Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25


Excellent!

That's even better than the old cracker - "There are only 10 types of people who understand binary"....
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Re: Software issues

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Postby DrFfybes » July 18th, 2021, 2:19 pm

Mike4 wrote:
That's even better than the old cracker - "There are only 10 types of people who understand binary"....


ITYM
There are only 10 types of people in the World, those that understand binary and...

:)

The first one I remember from my Computation days in the 1980s.

Paul
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Re: Software issues

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Postby Mike4 » July 18th, 2021, 2:48 pm

DrFfybes wrote:
Mike4 wrote:
That's even better than the old cracker - "There are only 10 types of people who understand binary"....


ITYM
There are only 10 types of people in the World, those that understand binary and...

:)

The first one I remember from my Computation days in the 1980s.

Paul



Dammit yes, I messed it up didn't I?!

I think my wife picked it up from her TOPS govt training course in programming run by ICL at Beaumont, Old Windsor, in 1979!
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Re: Software issues

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Postby swill453 » July 18th, 2021, 5:43 pm

And also:

I didn't understand hexadecimal until I was a
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