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Geek test #9

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Geek test #9

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Postby laladonny » July 20th, 2021, 1:11 am

Ted: I bought the old Fillmore place.
Red: I heard the yard was infested with 602 sextillion gophers!
Ted: Nah, it's just a mole.

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Re: Geek test #9

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Postby kempiejon » July 20th, 2021, 1:19 am

602 sextillion = 6.02 x 10^23, Avogadro constant,

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Re: Geek test #9

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Postby stewamax » July 20th, 2021, 11:01 am

A gopher is a low and insignificant creature. This side of the Pond we tell a gopher to Go here for XYZ or Go there for XYX or Do XYZ – and they comply subserviently. Humble crawling is expected from gophers in the older established merchant banks*, solicitors** and barristers*** chambers****.

Burrowing mammal gophers do not exist in the UK.


* investment bank
** attorney
*** trial attorney
**** barristers' offices

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Re: Geek test #9

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Postby laladonny » July 21st, 2021, 1:36 am

kempiejon, you 'da man!


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