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Forward-planning

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Postby brightncheerful » July 22nd, 2021, 9:28 am

If I died,’ the wife asked, “would you re-marry?”
“Oh, no,” I said, trying to nip this in the bud.

‘You, you don’t like being married?,” she asked, tears forming.
“Oh, I do. I suppose I would re-marry, yes.’

“Would you take down the photos of me, and put up photos of her?”
“Well, yes. She might not feel comfortable with photos of you around.”

“Would she sleep in our bed?”
‘I think so. Married couples share beds.”

“Would she use my golf clubs?”
“Oh heavens no. She’s left-handed.”

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