Laughing Lemons = Jokers's Corner

[Clariman]

Welcome to Lemons who like a laugh.

OB Joke

Why did the lemon cross the road?
He wanted to play at squash

Why did the lemon stop half way?
He ran out of juice

[tony9i9i9i]

Oh yeah. Bring it on.

Did anyone else see the clip on the news last night about 5,000 Irish brick layers trying to get to America?

T9i.

[NomoneyNohoney]

They heard there were thousands of jobs in America in jeopardy, so applied to immigrate to jeopardy...

[dragnips]

Hope this works:

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[tony9i9i9i]

Hope this works:

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In the absence of a button and to quote Gregg Wallace,"I like it".

T9i.

[csearle]

Hope this works:

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May I recommend to the house...

Hope this works?

Regards,
Chris

PS have an invisible rec dragnips.

[squiffy2]

OK, HOW did you do that, Chris ????

[dragnips]

OK, HOW did you do that, Chris ????

Like this (I hope this is going to show as text - preview doesn't really help)

Hope this works?

[dragnips]

OK, HOW did you do that, Chris ????

Like this (I hope this is going to show as text - preview doesn't really help)

Hope this works?

Well that didn't work so - Hope (insert link using URL above) this (insert /url in square brackets) works?

[laladonny]

A University of Alabama football player was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party, met a pretty co-ed and was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, "Where does you go to school?"

The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, but did answer his question.

"Yale," she replied.

The UA student took a big, deep breath and shouted, "WHERE DOES YOU GO TO SCHOOL"?

[brightncheerful]

On this board does posting on a thread op 1322 days ago constitute an old joke?

[UncleEbenezer]

On this board does posting on a thread op 1322 days ago constitute an old joke?

Pfft. I think we're supposed to try and figure it out, and get tied up in knots. Is it some aspect of 'merkin pronunciation that makes a joke? 'Merkin football slang? And who the **** says coed, and is it even acceptable slang for a girl, or could it even be some unexpected non-girl?

[brightncheerful]

I think we're supposed to try and figure it out,

Here goes:

merkin

is artificial covering for pubic hair.

co-ed

I read as koo-eeeee

Yale

is a type of lock.

Boston

is in Lincolnshire

Yankee

is a bet on four or more horses to win in different races

Alabama

is a state in America. Another state in America is obesity.

party

is divided into parts of different tinctures

pretty

is attractive without being truly beautiful

co-ed

is a female student at a co-educational institution

line

means to cover the inside surface of a container or garment with a different material

overly

means excessively

school

is large group of fish or sea mammals

drawl

means to speak in a slow, lazy way



It's known that American humour differs from British humour: I can understand why