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Tesco Bank

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Postby brightncheerful » July 27th, 2021, 9:18 am

I went to Tesco's bank and asked to open a joint account.

The clerk said, ”Certainly, with whom?”

“With anyone who has some money.” I replied.


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Went into Tesco to check my balance.

A clerk pushed me over....

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Re: Tesco Bank

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Postby swill453 » July 27th, 2021, 6:18 pm

brightncheerful wrote:I went to Tesco's bank and asked to open a joint account.

That would be difficult, they only ever had about 2 branches, and they closed years ago.

Scott.


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