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Joke of the day
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Joke of the day
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A teacher says "spit out your gum"
Whilst a train says "chew chew"
I'll get me coat
AiY
A teacher says "spit out your gum"
Whilst a train says "chew chew"
I'll get me coat
AiY
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Re: Joke of the day
Snorvey wrote:That's probably the worst Ive read on here since thon 'Its a knick-knack Patty Whack' claptrap.
They can only go up from here
AiY
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Re: Joke of the day
Quite by accident I drank a bottle of invisible ink last night
I've been in hospital all day waiting to be seen
AiY
I've been in hospital all day waiting to be seen
AiY
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Re: Joke of the day
Oxford's new professor of Palindrome Studies in the English department is Dr Awkward.
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Re: Joke of the day
In a fit of political correctness the BBC are trialing a short-form weather forecast specifically for Muslim listeners.
Each day the weather will either Sunni, or Shiite.
Each day the weather will either Sunni, or Shiite.
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