Paddy was in trouble with his wife and she was threatening to divorce him.
One day he told her he was going to go down to the pub for a few hours, but he ended up drunk and at a cricket match, which lasted several days. Needless to say, this made for an extended bender.
When he returned home to face the music, he really couldn't come up with any kind of a good excuse. When he walked in and saw his wife, he just blurted out, "Why didn't you pay the bloody ransom!"
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Re: Drunk again
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."
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