The bull and the banker

[Mike4]

A farmer needed a bull to service his cows but needed to borrow the money from the bank.

The banker who lent the money came by a week later to see how his investment is doing, the farmer complained that the bull just eats grass and won't even look at the cows. The banker suggested that a vet had a look at the bull.

The next week the banker returned to see if the vet had helped.

The farmer looked incredibly pleased "The bull has serviced all my cows, broke through the fence, and has serviced all my neighbour's cows."

"Wow," says the banker, "What did the vet do to that bull?"

"Just gave him some pills," replied the farmer.

"What kind of pills?"

"I don't know," said the farmer, "But they taste rather like peppermint."

[csearle]

Old but still funny. Thank you. C.