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Postby brightncheerful » October 5th, 2021, 10:19 am

Dear Mr Zuckerberg,

That is how you do a facebook ban.

Love

China.

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Re: Facebook down

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Postby pje16 » October 5th, 2021, 3:23 pm

it was all of 6 hours
anyone would think world had come to an end the way it was the first item on the news last night
FFS put your phone down for bit :roll:

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Re: Facebook down

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Postby stevensfo » October 5th, 2021, 3:40 pm

pje16 wrote:it was all of 6 hours
anyone would think world had come to an end the way it was the first item on the news last night
FFS put your phone down for bit :roll:


Facebook is the only social media thingy that we use, but I honestly didn't know anything till today.

Perhaps there is still hope for the human race? 8-)

Steve

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Re: Facebook down

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Postby pje16 » October 5th, 2021, 3:45 pm

stevensfo wrote:Perhaps there is still hope for the human race? 8-)
Steve

In the next generation they will have hunched shoulders and bent necks :lol:

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Re: Facebook down

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Postby dabyzd119 » October 5th, 2021, 4:59 pm

Have they tried turning it of and turning it on again?

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Re: Facebook down

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Postby cinelli » October 5th, 2021, 5:32 pm

There was a delicious slip of the tongue on the midnight radio news:

"Facebook, Whatsapp and Instagram are coming back online following an outrage lasting several hours."

Cinelli

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Re: Facebook down

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Postby swill453 » October 5th, 2021, 5:35 pm

dabyzd119 wrote:Have they tried turning it of and turning it on again?

They did, more or less. But first they had to break into the data centre because "it" was controlling the door access.

Scott.

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Re: Facebook down

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Postby brightncheerful » October 6th, 2021, 4:14 pm

pje16 wrote:
stevensfo wrote:Perhaps there is still hope for the human race? 8-)
Steve

In the next generation they will have hunched shoulders and bent necks :lol:


Evolved from walking whilst talking to a mobile phone.

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Re: Facebook down

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Postby brightncheerful » October 6th, 2021, 4:17 pm

swill453 wrote:
dabyzd119 wrote:Have they tried turning it of and turning it on again?

They did, more or less. But first they had to break into the data centre because "it" was controlling the door access.

Scott.


Alexa: unlock door.

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Re: Facebook down

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Postby stevensfo » October 6th, 2021, 4:46 pm

brightncheerful wrote:
swill453 wrote:
dabyzd119 wrote:Have they tried turning it of and turning it on again?

They did, more or less. But first they had to break into the data centre because "it" was controlling the door access.

Scott.


Alexa: unlock door.



Alexa: I don't think so! 8-)

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Re: Facebook down

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Postby swill453 » October 6th, 2021, 5:01 pm

stevensfo wrote:
brightncheerful wrote:
swill453 wrote:They did, more or less. But first they had to break into the data centre because "it" was controlling the door access.

Alexa: unlock door.

Alexa: I don't think so! 8-)

Surely “I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.”

Scott.


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