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Facebook down
Posted: October 5th, 2021, 10:19 am
by brightncheerful
Dear Mr Zuckerberg,
That is how you do a facebook ban.
Love
China.
Re: Facebook down
Posted: October 5th, 2021, 3:23 pm
by pje16
it was all of 6 hours
anyone would think world had come to an end the way it was the first item on the news last night
FFS put your phone down for bit
Re: Facebook down
Posted: October 5th, 2021, 3:40 pm
by stevensfo
pje16 wrote:it was all of 6 hours
anyone would think world had come to an end the way it was the first item on the news last night
FFS put your phone down for bit
Facebook is the only social media thingy that we use, but I honestly didn't know anything till today.
Perhaps there is still hope for the human race?
Steve
Re: Facebook down
Posted: October 5th, 2021, 3:45 pm
by pje16
stevensfo wrote:Perhaps there is still hope for the human race?
Steve
In the next generation they will have hunched shoulders and bent necks
Re: Facebook down
Posted: October 5th, 2021, 4:59 pm
by dabyzd119
Have they tried turning it of and turning it on again?
Re: Facebook down
Posted: October 5th, 2021, 5:32 pm
by cinelli
There was a delicious slip of the tongue on the midnight radio news:
"Facebook, Whatsapp and Instagram are coming back online following an outrage lasting several hours."
Cinelli
Re: Facebook down
Posted: October 5th, 2021, 5:35 pm
by swill453
dabyzd119 wrote:Have they tried turning it of and turning it on again?
They did, more or less. But first they had to break into the data centre because "it" was controlling the door access.
Scott.
Re: Facebook down
Posted: October 6th, 2021, 4:14 pm
by brightncheerful
pje16 wrote:stevensfo wrote:Perhaps there is still hope for the human race?
Steve
In the next generation they will have hunched shoulders and bent necks
Evolved from walking whilst talking to a mobile phone.
Re: Facebook down
Posted: October 6th, 2021, 4:17 pm
by brightncheerful
swill453 wrote:dabyzd119 wrote:Have they tried turning it of and turning it on again?
They did, more or less. But first they had to break into the data centre because "it" was controlling the door access.
Scott.
Alexa: unlock door.
Re: Facebook down
Posted: October 6th, 2021, 4:46 pm
by stevensfo
brightncheerful wrote:swill453 wrote:dabyzd119 wrote:Have they tried turning it of and turning it on again?
They did, more or less. But first they had to break into the data centre because "it" was controlling the door access.
Scott.
Alexa: unlock door.
Alexa: I don't think so!
Re: Facebook down
Posted: October 6th, 2021, 5:01 pm
by swill453
stevensfo wrote:brightncheerful wrote:swill453 wrote:They did, more or less. But first they had to break into the data centre because "it" was controlling the door access.
Alexa: unlock door.
Alexa: I don't think so!
Surely “I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.”
Scott.