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Dating

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Dating

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Postby brightncheerful » October 15th, 2021, 10:12 am

When I asked out a blind woman, she say no because she was seeing someone.

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Re: Dating

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Postby pje16 » October 15th, 2021, 10:14 am

No chance for you then, if you see what I mean :lol:

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Re: Dating

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Postby brightncheerful » October 15th, 2021, 10:18 am

True story:

Long ago I asked a woman out on date. She said no because she was already seeing someone.

I said "that's your problem'. She was impressed by that and shortly after broke up with him and went out with me instead.

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Re: Dating

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Postby argoal » October 15th, 2021, 8:41 pm

I once dated a girl with a lazy eye.

Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.

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Re: Dating

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Postby gryffron » October 15th, 2021, 11:36 pm

I nearly had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

Gryff

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Re: Dating

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » October 16th, 2021, 12:00 am

I can't focus on all this hilarity. Sending me bug eyed

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Re: Dating

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » October 16th, 2021, 12:04 am

I had 4 separate dates last year

Much better than banana's

AiY

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Re: Dating

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Postby jfgw » October 16th, 2021, 12:30 am

I was around someone's once; I offered to take the trash out so he introduced me to his daughter.


Julian F. G. W.

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Re: Dating

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » October 16th, 2021, 8:09 am

jfgw wrote:I was around someone's once; I offered to take the trash out so he introduced me to his daughter.


Julian F. G. W.

You'll go straight to hell for that one :lol:

AiY

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Re: Dating

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Postby yorkshirelad1 » October 18th, 2021, 11:24 am

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:I had 4 separate dates last year

Much better than banana's

AiY


Better than date's ? :-)

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Re: Dating

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Postby pje16 » October 18th, 2021, 11:26 am

Did you not find the bananas a-peeling? :lol:

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Re: Dating

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Postby CryptoPlankton » October 20th, 2021, 1:41 am

pje16 wrote:Did you not find the bananas a-peeling? :lol:

I prefer a nice pear myself...


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