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Words of wisdom

#454037

Postby laladonny » October 29th, 2021, 1:01 am

If you know someone as honest as the day is long, it probably wouldn't be a good idea to lend them money in the wintertime.

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Re: Words of wisdom

#454205

Postby brightncheerful » October 29th, 2021, 5:16 pm

i think you'll fight that regardless of the seasonal duration of the light in the northern hemisphere, a day is still 24 hours.

This i hasten to ad feels a lot longer when your puppy wants to go out into the garden at all hours of the night just for the fun of it.

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Re: Words of wisdom

#454206

Postby kiloran » October 29th, 2021, 5:24 pm

brightncheerful wrote:i think you'll fight that regardless of the seasonal duration of the light in the northern hemisphere, a day is still 24 hours.

[pedant mode]
Not often 24 hours. Today's prediction: 23 hours, 59 minutes, 59.9998269 seconds
https://www.timeanddate.com/time/earth-rotation.html
[/pedant mode]

--kiloran

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Re: Words of wisdom

#454208

Postby Mike4 » October 29th, 2021, 5:37 pm

kiloran wrote:
brightncheerful wrote:i think you'll fight that regardless of the seasonal duration of the light in the northern hemisphere, a day is still 24 hours.

[pedant mode]
Not often 24 hours. Today's prediction: 23 hours, 59 minutes, 59.9998269 seconds
https://www.timeanddate.com/time/earth-rotation.html
[/pedant mode]

--kiloran


What an AMAZING coincidence, that the Earth rotates only ever so slightly faster than once a day.

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Re: Words of wisdom

#454213

Postby kiloran » October 29th, 2021, 5:51 pm

Mike4 wrote:
kiloran wrote:
brightncheerful wrote:i think you'll fight that regardless of the seasonal duration of the light in the northern hemisphere, a day is still 24 hours.

[pedant mode]
Not often 24 hours. Today's prediction: 23 hours, 59 minutes, 59.9998269 seconds
https://www.timeanddate.com/time/earth-rotation.html
[/pedant mode]

--kiloran


What an AMAZING coincidence, that the Earth rotates only ever so slightly faster than once a day.

Ah but 6 months ago, a day was 24 hours, 0 minutes, 0.0003262 seconds.

24hrs is an average(ish)

--kiloran

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Re: Words of wisdom

#454215

Postby pje16 » October 29th, 2021, 6:04 pm

Mike4 wrote:
kiloran wrote:
brightncheerful wrote:i think you'll fight that regardless of the seasonal duration of the light in the northern hemisphere, a day is still 24 hours.

[pedant mode]
Not often 24 hours. Today's prediction: 23 hours, 59 minutes, 59.9998269 seconds
https://www.timeanddate.com/time/earth-rotation.html
[/pedant mode]

--kiloran


What an AMAZING coincidence, that the Earth rotates only ever so slightly faster than once a day.

Love this post as
the next time after a few beers, when I feel dizzy I can blame the Earth :lol:

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Re: Words of wisdom

#454249

Postby csearle » October 29th, 2021, 10:04 pm

I just ask myself whether kiloran works to seven decimal places in everything he (one presumes) does? C.

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Re: Words of wisdom

#454255

Postby kiloran » October 29th, 2021, 11:09 pm

csearle wrote:I just ask myself whether kiloran works to seven decimal places in everything he (one presumes) does? C.

Only when working in pedant mode. Normally, 5 decimal places are quite sufficient. :lol:

--kiloran (Mr.)

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Re: Words of wisdom

#454256

Postby csearle » October 29th, 2021, 11:36 pm

kiloran wrote:--kiloran (Mr.)
I seem to recall we have visited this subject before but I'd just like to warn you again that if you decrement yourself much more mister you will get stuck to something because of some force of polarity and may never be able to, to quote Freddy, break free, C.

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Re: Words of wisdom

#455035

Postby DrFfybes » November 2nd, 2021, 7:50 am

kiloran wrote:
Mike4 wrote:
kiloran wrote:[pedant mode]
Not often 24 hours. Today's prediction: 23 hours, 59 minutes, 59.9998269 seconds
https://www.timeanddate.com/time/earth-rotation.html
[/pedant mode]

--kiloran


What an AMAZING coincidence, that the Earth rotates only ever so slightly faster than once a day.

Ah but 6 months ago, a day was 24 hours, 0 minutes, 0.0003262 seconds.

24hrs is an average(ish)

--kiloran


I wouldn't want the job of resetting the clocks each morning at the Royal Observatory canteen.

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Re: Words of wisdom

#455182

Postby XFool » November 2nd, 2021, 4:41 pm

kiloran wrote:
Mike4 wrote:
kiloran wrote:[pedant mode]
Not often 24 hours. Today's prediction: 23 hours, 59 minutes, 59.9998269 seconds
https://www.timeanddate.com/time/earth-rotation.html
[/pedant mode]

What an AMAZING coincidence, that the Earth rotates only ever so slightly faster than once a day.

Ah but 6 months ago, a day was 24 hours, 0 minutes, 0.0003262 seconds.

24hrs is an average(ish)

What is really AMAZING is to find out that the Earth can do averages.

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Re: Words of wisdom

#455210

Postby csearle » November 2nd, 2021, 7:16 pm

XFool wrote:What is really AMAZING is to find out that the Earth can do averages.
It would be pretty mean if it wouldn't do averages. C.

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Re: Words of wisdom

#455226

Postby jfgw » November 2nd, 2021, 9:40 pm

Mike4 wrote:What an AMAZING coincidence, that the Earth rotates only ever so slightly faster than once a day.


Actually, it's about once every 23 hours, 56 minutes and 4.0905 seconds, so noticeably faster.

I am not being pedantic — it's only four decimal places.


Julian F. G. W.


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