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Groans R Us
There was a fire at a Basque cinema. Unfortunately there was only a single emergency exit door, so several people were trampled to death. This goes to show that you shouldn't put all your Basques in one exit.
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Re: Groans R Us
No computer necessary, this joke has a very long and honourable history.
I think I first heard a variation of it told by Frank Muir on the BBC radio programme "My Word", sometime in the 1960s.
I think I first heard a variation of it told by Frank Muir on the BBC radio programme "My Word", sometime in the 1960s.
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Re: Groans R Us
I think the original goes something like:
"Spare a copper guv; do you have a fag? and could I have a light?
"No"
Which shows that you shouldn't put all your begs in one ask-it
[for Laladonny's benefit, a fag in this context is a cigarette and not a homosexual]
"Spare a copper guv; do you have a fag? and could I have a light?
"No"
Which shows that you shouldn't put all your begs in one ask-it
[for Laladonny's benefit, a fag in this context is a cigarette and not a homosexual]
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