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AsleepInYorkshire
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I told my wife there are only two things in life I like

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » November 6th, 2021, 11:46 pm

1. Beautiful women
2. Rugby League

I asked her what position she plays

AIY

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Re: I told my wife there are only two things in life I like

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Postby servodude » November 7th, 2021, 5:15 am

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:1. Beautiful women
2. Rugby League

I asked her what position she plays

AIY


Careful...

I upset the wife by making a bird table during lockdown last year; I put her third.

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Re: I told my wife there are only two things in life I like

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Postby jfgw » November 7th, 2021, 11:07 am

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:I asked her what position she plays


Be careful, you might find out that your wife is a hooker.


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Re: I told my wife there are only two things in life I like

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Postby dealtn » November 7th, 2021, 11:13 am

jfgw wrote:
AsleepInYorkshire wrote:I asked her what position she plays


Be careful, you might find out that your wife is a hooker.


Julian F. G. W.


Not in Rugby League. I can't remember how far back you have to go to the days of competitive scrums requiring the skills of a hooker.

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Re: I told my wife there are only two things in life I like

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Postby jfgw » November 7th, 2021, 11:19 am

dealtn wrote: I can't remember how far back you have to go to the days of competitive scrums requiring the skills of a hooker.


She might be a very old wife.


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