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Postby laladonny » November 9th, 2021, 1:05 am

One year, a travelling ballet troupe decided to perform Swan Lake. It spent months rehearsing, and two days before hitting the road, it held a dress rehearsal. Unfortunately, moths had gotten into the tutus and destroyed them.
There was no place in town to buy new ones so the producer called around to neighboring cities. Eventually, he found a shop that promised to deliver the skirts by train the next day. When the producer went to the train station to await delivery, the stationmaster noticed him and asked if he needed help.
“No,” he replied. “I’m just waiting for the tutu train.”

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