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Xmas alone

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Postby Mike4 » December 9th, 2021, 6:23 pm

If anyone knows of someone who will be spending Xmas alone, please ask them to get in touch with me. I desperately need to borrow some chairs.

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Re: Xmas alone

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Postby latimo45 » December 18th, 2021, 1:59 pm

I have 3 chairs, you're welcome to pick them up if you can park your helicopter on the rooftop.

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Re: Xmas alone

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Postby csearle » December 18th, 2021, 5:46 pm

latimo45 wrote:I have 3 chairs, you're welcome to pick them up if you can park your helicopter on the rooftop.
Welcome to The Lemon Fool!

Unusual for a first post to be on this particular board. Has to be a first time for everything I suppose. How the blazes did you find this backwater? :)

Chris

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Re: Xmas alone

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Postby kiloran » December 18th, 2021, 6:11 pm

csearle wrote:
latimo45 wrote:I have 3 chairs, you're welcome to pick them up if you can park your helicopter on the rooftop.
Welcome to The Lemon Fool!

Unusual for a first post to be on this particular board. Has to be a first time for everything I suppose. How the blazes did you find this backwater? :)

Chris

From the air?

--kiloran

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Re: Xmas alone

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Postby jfgw » December 18th, 2021, 8:45 pm

latimo45 wrote:I have 3 chairs, you're welcome to pick them up if you can park your helicopter on the rooftop.


I can give you 3 chairs if you want:

Hip hip,
Hooray;
Hip hip,
Hooray;
Hip hip,
Hooray.


Julian F. G. W.

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Re: Xmas alone

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Postby Mike4 » December 18th, 2021, 8:56 pm

latimo45 wrote:I have 3 chairs, you're welcome to pick them up if you can park your helicopter on the rooftop.


How did you know about my helicopter?!

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Re: Xmas alone

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Postby UncleEbenezer » December 19th, 2021, 8:19 pm

Mike4 wrote:
latimo45 wrote:I have 3 chairs, you're welcome to pick them up if you can park your helicopter on the rooftop.


How did you know about my helicopter?!

Well, you do drone on about it.


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