Gammon - woman and husband can't tell turkey and gammon apart

[ursaminortaur]

Red faced furious woman (gammon ?) complained to butchers about Turkey she had ordered not cooking correctly only to be told she had ordered a gammon joint rather than a turkey.


https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1542278/manchester-new-furious-woman-red-faced-raw-turkey-butcher-ordered-gammon

Furious woman left with 'pink' raw turkey red-faced as butcher reveals she ordered gammon
A MANCHESTER WOMAN launched a furious verbal attack at a butcher over raw Turkey she had bought for Christmas - only to find out it was gammon she ordered
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Zoe messaged: “So we cooked the big 12lb turkey yesterday and when we carved it, it was still very, very pink inside so we had to put it back in the oven.

“One hour later we got it back out again but still pink my husband carved it and all and put it back in because we thought it would cook quicker like this.

Eventually we gave up and had Christmas dinner two hours late with no meat.

“Very disappointed I have to say.”

Neil from the butchers replied: “Hi Zoe we are sorry to hear about that but looking at your previous messages you ordered the hamper 6 which was the full gammon joint and didn't come with the turkey.”