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Jumper

#469192

Postby Thruppennybit » December 30th, 2021, 2:52 pm

I’ve just taken back a jumper I got for Christmas as it kept getting static electricity

They’ve exchanged it for another free of charge.

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Re: Jumper

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Postby richfool » December 30th, 2021, 3:02 pm

Thruppennybit wrote:I’ve just taken back a jumper I got for Christmas as it kept getting static electricity

They’ve exchanged it for another free of charge.

(My bolding) I didn't make the connection there for a few moments, then it sparked.

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Re: Jumper

#469274

Postby csearle » December 30th, 2021, 7:27 pm

Thruppennybit wrote:They’ve exchanged it for another free of charge.
They discharged their duties admirably I feel.

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Re: Jumper

#469398

Postby TUK020 » December 31st, 2021, 12:58 pm

This is their current policy

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Re: Jumper

#469400

Postby pje16 » December 31st, 2021, 1:12 pm

happy to see no-one has been shocked by this post :o

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Re: Jumper

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Postby richfool » December 31st, 2021, 2:21 pm

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo??




Answer:
A woolly jumper.

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Re: Jumper

#469414

Postby servodude » December 31st, 2021, 2:37 pm

pje16 wrote:happy to see no-one has been shocked by this post :o

Just wait till this thread is pulled

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Re: Jumper

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Postby pje16 » December 31st, 2021, 7:03 pm

dare I say I have a stitch coming on :lol:

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Re: Jumper

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Postby Mike4 » December 31st, 2021, 7:19 pm

servodude wrote:
pje16 wrote:happy to see no-one has been shocked by this post :o

Just wait till this thread is pulled



Oh for cod's hake...


Oops its not fish puns this time, for a change! I hope you're feeling sheepish after that dreadful double-pun.

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Re: Jumper

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Postby Watis » December 31st, 2021, 8:09 pm

Mike4 wrote:
servodude wrote:
pje16 wrote:happy to see no-one has been shocked by this post :o

Just wait till this thread is pulled



Oh for cod's hake...


Oops its not fish puns this time, for a change! I hope you're feeling sheepish after that dreadful double-pun.


This is no plaice for fish based puns.

Watis

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Re: Jumper

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Postby Mike4 » December 31st, 2021, 8:45 pm

Watis wrote:
Mike4 wrote:
servodude wrote:Just wait till this thread is pulled



Oh for cod's hake...


Oops its not fish puns this time, for a change! I hope you're feeling sheepish after that dreadful double-pun.


This is no plaice for fish based puns.

Watis


Without them, this plaice would have no sole....

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Re: Jumper

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Postby jfgw » January 1st, 2022, 12:12 am

It's no Picnic! When it comes to the Crunch, raising Snickers with fish puns is off-Topic in this thread. We need to take Time Out before us bunch of Smarties become fruit & nut cases. We need to stop Revelling in these Flakey puns before we blow a Fuse.

Oh no! this pundemic has mutated again. It has reached the Gamma variant already. We are doomed!


Julian F. G. W.

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Re: Jumper

#469514

Postby csearle » January 1st, 2022, 1:22 am

Moderator Message:
The way this thread has gone off-topic is truly shocking. And we were rubbing along together so nicely. The subject is ESD. - Chris ;)

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Re: Jumper

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Postby servodude » January 1st, 2022, 1:29 am

csearle wrote:
Moderator Message:
The way this thread has gone off-topic is truly shocking. And we were rubbing along together so nicely. The subject is ESD. - Chris ;)


It was that Mike guy, officer, he's guilty as charged
Not sure you can do much about it as it appears he's gone to ground


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