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Clearing out loft found a copy of Baghdad Radio Times from 2007

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Clearing out loft found a copy of Baghdad Radio Times from 2007

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Postby mannannan » January 17th, 2022, 4:18 pm

IRAQI TV

06.00 - Morning Prayers

07.30 - "The Rock 'n Roll Years 629 AD" - A look back at the events of the last year, including the execution of 2,300 dissidents and the opening of a new French oil refinery.

08.00 - FILM: "Saddambusters" - Dramatisation of the glorious 1991 Iraqi victory in Kuwait.

09.30 - "Have I Got Genocide For You" - Celebrities make weapons of mass destruction out of everyday objects.

10.00 - "Holiday" - The team check out nice places for the Saddam family to retire. Featuring: North Korea, Rhodesia and France.

10.30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"

11.30 - "Tomorrow's World" - New torture inventions for scientists who refuse to make nuclear bombs.

12.00 - "Green Peter" - The total amount of smallpox virus bought by the milk bottle top appeal is revealed. Also - three ways to burn a flag, and how to make a President Bush effigy.

12.30 - "Only Fools and Camels" - Dhal-Boy offloads some dodgy French rocket-launchers to a bloke from Hamas.

13.30 - "Koranation Street" - Deirdrie faces execution by cat o' nine tails for being a shiite. Benny is hung upside-down for being a homosexual.

14.00 - "Question Time" - Members of the public face awkward questions from the Secret Service.

15.00 - "Allah McBeal"

15.30 - "You've Bin Ladened" - Amusing footage shot secretly in Iraq's prisons. The film-makers were also secretly shot.

16.00 - "Talibannies" - Dipsy and Tinky-Winky make nerve-gas.

16.30 - "Sadd's Army" - The Basra-on-Sea home guard repel another attack by evil, imperialist, Zionist backed infidels. Fraser has his willy hacked off for stealing some of Corporal Jones's sausages.

17.00 - "Wheel of Terror"

17.30 - "Middle-East Enders" - The entire cast is beheaded for not saluting when Saddam comes on the telly.

18.00 - FILM: "Saddam's Angels" - The three burkha-clad sleuths go undercover to expose an evil scheme to bring democracy and free speech to Iraq.

19.30 - "Big Brother" - Who will be taken to Baghdad and executed this week?

20.30 - "Xena: Modestly Dressed Housewife" - Xena stays at home in a mask and does some housework.

21.30 - "Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer".

22.30 - "The Sky At Night" - What to see in the Iraqi night sky during March: including B52 Bombers, Stealth Fighters and Cruise Missiles.

23.00 - Evening prayers

23.30 - Close

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