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Elvis Steak House

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Elvis Steak House

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Postby Blatter » March 26th, 2022, 2:13 pm

I went to the Elvis Steak House last night.

It's perfect for those who love meat tender.
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Re: Elvis Steak House

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Postby pje16 » March 26th, 2022, 4:11 pm

as long as it hung the right way
All hooks up
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Re: Elvis Steak House

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Postby ReformedCharacter » March 26th, 2022, 4:17 pm

Are you bonesome tonight?

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Re: Elvis Steak House

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Postby pje16 » March 26th, 2022, 4:38 pm

Is this a con
I just received a text saying I'd won $250 cash or 2 tickets to an Elvis tribute night.

It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show
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Re: Elvis Steak House

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Postby ReformedCharacter » March 26th, 2022, 4:50 pm

pje16 wrote:Is this a con
I just received a text saying I'd won $250 cash or 2 tickets to an Elvis tribute night.

It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show

Suspicious mind?

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Re: Elvis Steak House

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Postby pje16 » March 26th, 2022, 5:13 pm

or caught in a trap :lol:
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Re: Elvis Steak House

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Postby bungeejumper » March 28th, 2022, 3:46 pm

And his mama cries
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't need
It's another hungry mouth to feed
vinaigretto :|
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