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On the train...

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On the train...

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Postby Mike4 » March 27th, 2022, 10:54 am

Sitting opposite as American bloke on the train the other day, I could not help noticing him engaging the chap next to him in conversation. After a while took out a photo of his wife from his pocket and said to the chap "This is my wife, isn't she a stunner??"

Chappy responded with "If you think she is stunning, you should see my wife". USA bod looked amazed and asked Is she even MORE beautiful then? Chappy answered no, she's an optician...

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Re: On the train...

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Re: On the train...

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Postby csearle » April 4th, 2022, 6:57 pm

mc2fool wrote:Thwack! viewtopic.php?p=446147#p446147 :D
Harsh, that's half a year ago. :)

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