Top scientists agree that with the present rate of consumption, the earth's supply of gravity will be exhausted before the 24th century. As man struggles to discover cheaper alternatives, we need your help. Please...
CONSERVE GRAVITY
Follow these simple suggestions:
(1) Walk with a light step. Carry helium balloons if possible.
(2) Use tape, magnets, or glue instead of paperweights.
(3) Give up skiing and skydiving for more horizontal sports like shuffleboard.
(4) Avoid showers .. take baths instead.
(5) Don't hang all your clothes in the closet. Keep them in one big pile.
(6) Stop flipping pancakes.
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Gerry557
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Re: Gravity
I get mine from China cheap. It takes 6 weeks so order early before stocks get low. I have a big order placed for autumn delivery as I have lots of apple trees
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pje16
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Re: Gravity
Gerry557 wrote:I get mine from China cheap. It takes 6 weeks so order early before stocks get low. I have a big order placed for autumn delivery as I have lots of apple trees
Hope you didn't buy too much, you don't want the ship to sink
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Hallucigenia
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jfgw wrote:I predict that, within the next 12 months, my BMI will be normal.
I advise against defying gravity, it does funny things to your skin :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5V9KwppMfs&t=198s
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Itsallaguess
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I bought a book about Anti-Gravity a while ago.
It was one of the most uplifting things I've ever read...
Cheers!
Itsallaguess
It was one of the most uplifting things I've ever read...
Cheers!
Itsallaguess
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pje16
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Itsallaguess wrote:I bought a book about Anti-Gravity a while ago.
It was one of the most uplifting things I've ever read...
Cheers!
Itsallaguess
Sounds as if you're getting carried away
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Itsallaguess wrote:I bought a book about Anti-Gravity a while ago.
It was one of the most uplifting things I've ever read...
Cheers!
Itsallaguess
I read that one too.
I couldn't put it down.
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I had a chum who had a phrase when people asked him how he was he'd reply, "OK but gravity gets me down."
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Re: Gravity
jfgw wrote:Just remember,
If the world didn't suck, we would all fly off.
Julian F. G. W.
I don't understand why the water doesn't all flow down and drip off the South Pole.
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This is the truth, my grandmother knew that polar bears lived in the North because they live where it is cold. She thought the South pole was hot because, the further south you go, the hotter it gets.
Julian F. G. W.
Julian F. G. W.
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