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Puns
A guy sent ten puns to friends with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh
Not even a titter, so in other words
No pun in ten did
Not even a titter, so in other words
No pun in ten did
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Re: Puns
pje16 wrote:A guy sent ten puns to friends with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh
Not even a titter, so in other words
No pun in ten did
Oh dear!
Dod
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Re: Puns
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally....
Cheers!
Itsallaguess
Cheers!
Itsallaguess
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Re: Puns
monabri wrote:Oh, that's not that bad...a dad joke!
Good thing no one's posted any German sausage jokes yet....
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Re: Puns
Itsallaguess wrote:It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally....
Shouldn't that be on the 'comma' thread ?
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Re: Puns
DrFfybes wrote:Itsallaguess wrote:It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally....
Shouldn't that be on the 'comma' thread ?
Either the missing comma thread or the "pendant" thread.
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Re: Puns
monabri wrote:DrFfybes wrote:Itsallaguess wrote:It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally....
Shouldn't that be on the 'comma' thread ?
Either the missing comma thread or the "pendant" thread.
A comma's a pause at the end of a clause
but a cat has its claws at the end of its paws.
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Re: Puns
I went to a theatrical performance about puns once.
It was a play on words...
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Itsallaguess
It was a play on words...
Cheers!
Itsallaguess
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