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Puns

#513006

Postby pje16 » July 9th, 2022, 6:09 pm

A guy sent ten puns to friends with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh
Not even a titter, so in other words
No pun in ten did :D

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Re: Puns

#513030

Postby Dod101 » July 9th, 2022, 7:46 pm

pje16 wrote:A guy sent ten puns to friends with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh
Not even a titter, so in other words
No pun in ten did :D


Oh dear!

Dod

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Re: Puns

#513051

Postby monabri » July 9th, 2022, 9:11 pm

Oh, that's not that bad...a dad joke!

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Re: Puns

#513053

Postby Mike4 » July 9th, 2022, 9:25 pm

Oh for cod's hake...

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Re: Puns

#513054

Postby Itsallaguess » July 9th, 2022, 9:27 pm

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally....

Cheers!

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Re: Puns

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Postby moorfield » July 9th, 2022, 10:15 pm

monabri wrote:Oh, that's not that bad...a dad joke!


Good thing no one's posted any German sausage jokes yet....

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Re: Puns

#513100

Postby DrFfybes » July 10th, 2022, 9:15 am

Itsallaguess wrote:It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally....

Shouldn't that be on the 'comma' thread ?

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Re: Puns

#513110

Postby monabri » July 10th, 2022, 9:45 am

DrFfybes wrote:
Itsallaguess wrote:It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally....

Shouldn't that be on the 'comma' thread ?


Either the missing comma thread or the "pendant" thread. ;)

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Re: Puns

#513113

Postby servodude » July 10th, 2022, 9:51 am

monabri wrote:
DrFfybes wrote:
Itsallaguess wrote:It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally....

Shouldn't that be on the 'comma' thread ?


Either the missing comma thread or the "pendant" thread. ;)


A comma's a pause at the end of a clause
but a cat has its claws at the end of its paws.

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Re: Puns

#513114

Postby Itsallaguess » July 10th, 2022, 9:53 am

I went to a theatrical performance about puns once.

It was a play on words...

Cheers!

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